Craigslist Filler: K My Name Is

This one is from a young woman, to let you all know that I'm an equal opportunity mocker.

The Most Narcissistic Post Ever

26 on the 26th. It's my golden birthday, heifers! Many happy returns to me.

And many MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.

Craigslist Filler: Angry Defender

I'm having a little trouble embedding the audio of my melodious voice onto this thing, but if you manage to click on it, it's totally worth your time. If you're reading this through Facebook, you probably won't even see the button.

P.S. There were no pictures. I don't know what this guy was talking about.

Craigslist Filler

I have a lot of updates to finish. A trip to Kobe, the light fixture I made, how I got over Christmas away from home and then got out of it, Taiwan—it's all coming up, but slowly. In the meantime, I recorded myself reading Missed Connections posts from Craigslist to use as filler. And I made a video to go with it, because I don't have a screenshot of the original.

I have a backlog of these gems from when I was bored at the office in July. Forgive the terrible sound quality. It's too cold to get out from under my kotatsu to set up the good microphone, so I used the crappy one on my hand-me-down Skype headset.

This one below doesn't need to be read aloud. Just click on it.

These aren't even the best of the bunch. Enjoy your filler, ladies and gents.