I make no promises as far as measuring up to the moves from Rev. Hammer's inspirational beats. Also, it was clear what the winning song was, so I figured the other songs could take a cue from the McCain campaign and bow out gracefully. Here's your song-elect, early. This is the first time that I've ever attempted the fine art of "locking," and watching clips of Don Campbell and whatever show it was that had the Soul Train only helped a little. I did do some research, so look out for the Sam Point, the Iron Horse, and the Scooby Walk, and a whole bunch of moves that I just made up. I even threw a hurkey in there for old time's sake.
I do have a favorite move. It's called, "Spasm and Run." Tell me if you figure out what it is.